Pout Mouth Omaha

midwest Valley of The Apocalypse as seen from space. far-flung, maniacal, and spooked. call me taylor.
That time my friends got drunk without me and then made me go bowling and I found out my husbands really good and I suck.

That time my friends got drunk without me and then made me go bowling and I found out my husbands really good and I suck.

Nothing like a refreshing 6 am shower.

Nothing like a refreshing 6 am shower.

Sure.

Sure.

Just retelling bible stories emoji style. NBD.

Just retelling bible stories emoji style. NBD.

@teva for life. #tevasummer

@teva for life. #tevasummer

Meat Eaters Anonymous.

Meat Eaters Anonymous.

Ten friend points for camp songs at sunset.

Ten friend points for camp songs at sunset.

Oh, thanks for the one square. I guess it could be worse. #marriedlife

Oh, thanks for the one square. I guess it could be worse. #marriedlife

Born into our family 22 years ago. Twins! It’s your golden birthday! Enjoy it. Love always, your big (half) sister.

Born into our family 22 years ago. Twins! It’s your golden birthday! Enjoy it. Love always, your big (half) sister.

Spider 2.0. Karma. #isthisreallife #neversleepingagain

Spider 2.0. Karma. #isthisreallife #neversleepingagain